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Jan 27

This is the online shopping portal of Big Bazaar , more importantly all the stuff you can buy at Big Bazaar at exhorbant discounts can be purchased from this site. This is really cool as anyone who has been to a Big Bazaar outlet will tell you that there isnt even enough air to breathe in while you are at the store. And the checkout queues are a mile long. Futurebazaar however does NOT have the daily needs grocery items , more of electronics , clothes, books , cell phonesetc. at some of the cheapest prices in India


Jan 26

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For those of you who are Tata Sky customers looking to get DVR , you are going to be disappointed ,their customer care is illiterate even as to the meaning of DVR. Here is their reply when i asked by when a DVR will be available on Tata Sky

This is with reference to your mail dated 13/1/2007, regarding DVR.

We would like to inform you that please furnish your Subscriber ID, in order to serve you better and also please explain that what is mean by DVR, which also help us understanding better.

We appreciate your effort in taking time to write to us.

For any further clarification, please contact:

Helpline from MTNL/ BSNL: 1901 425 66 33
West: 020-66006633
South and East: 040-66006633
North: 0172-66006633

Our Tata Sky Associates will be happy to assist you, you can also write to us at help@tatasky.com.

Thank you for your valuable association with us. Assuring you of our best services at all times.

Warm Regards,

Customer Care.

So much for the ‘most advanced satellite TV service in India’.


Jan 14

SpiceJet

One of our panel members flied by Spice Jet recently , and here is his experience (@him – i have taken the liberty to correct some spelling mistakes :P )

How did you book the ticket – I booked the ticket on their website , i made the payment with a credit card , it was quick and easy. I also chose my seat on the internet and printed my ticket.
How was checkin -I checked in pretty early making sure i conformed to all the prescribed things that can be carried. I checked in my luggage and my boarding pass was given. I also saw packages with fragile written being thrown about here and there.
How was the bus – The bus was pathetic to say the least, no seats , ABSOLUTELY NO SEATS , which meant all of us had to stand while other people came to the bus.

The plane – The plane was dirty from the inside and was a boeing , the seat spacing was good , but i had the honour of sitting behind those dodos who like to FULLY recline their seats.

Getting your seat – I had already booked the seat i wanted and had no hassles locating it , but the air steward (it was his first day i was later told) was a little ignorant when i asked him to put my hand baggage in the overhead containers.

The CATASTROPHE – There was a little fog all around , Spice Jet like most other private airlines does not have CAT III trained pilots , hence we had to wait for 2 hours in the plane.I would have been in my destination by now.

The Captain – Sounded like a foreigner ,told us to be patient all the time , the more times he said patient , the more i wanted to tear my hair out. But was polite enough to give us regular updates.

The Meals , you mean the biscuit , it was nice , nothing else is available in the flight to buy. Moreover as it was an early morning flight , most had come on an empty stomach and the delay put them in a foul mood.

The Flight Crew- The dodo-est people one can dream of ,while reading a flight information brochure , he actually read out

“The flight crew shall say this in some @#!@# way” , dont remember what it was exactly.

Then for 2 minutes he laughed at his own stupidity. His english was straight out of Rapidex Angrezi Course.
Overall , Okish experience, 2.5/5


Jan 14

I visited the Zapak site recently and it really has nothing special to see or do. It has almost the same games as say Miniclip might offer. Online Games are a huge moneymaker. So Zapak realising the lack of such a player in the Indian market launched their own service with some HUGE stars like Salman Khan and Bipasha Basu. Moreover i think their advertising spend on Tv must be worth a few crores atleast. Is the idea viable you ask me , yes , because most internet users of India are new ones who know little about other better options available in the market. This venture is owned by Reliance Dhirubhai Ambani Group (Dhirubhai Ambani was a great Indian Industrialist and pioneer of Reliance Industries for those scratching their heads). Their privacy policy is suspect. Quoting from their site , they dont even guarantee the security of your data. Its like a bank saying as no security is foolproof , your money is not guaranteed.

All information gathered on Zapak is securely stored within Zapak-controlled database. The database is stored on servers secured behind a firewall; access to such servers being password-protected and strictly limited based on need-to-know basis. However, we understand that as effective as our security measures are, no security system is impenetrable. Thus, we cannot guarantee the security of our database, nor can we guarantee that information you supply will not be intercepted while being transmitted to us over the Internet. Further, any information you include in a posting to the discussion areas will be available to anyone with Internet access.

And the final shock , you cant play a game without registering and sharing your personal data, LOL. But thats that , the site has big ambitions and we sincerely wish them all the best. Just hope they make their privacy policy more people friendly. And before i forget , they also offer a 2 GB email account , thats COOL , are they trying to make another MSN or something. Rock on !


Jan 14

Apparently the government is considering banning Youtube due to it having a video making fun of Mahatma Gandhi. What my legal eagle friends tell me is that under no provision can the government do that as its not a national threat. But by passing it off as likely to create disorder in public the Government might have a way to ban Youtube !


Jan 10

I logged into my Orkut account after a lot of time and saw i had around 800 unread messages, whoa !!! , i open my inbox and see that 99% of messages are from people i dont know. Some sample scam emails include

** you are not gonna miss a chance to make $1000/day at home,the real wealth package***
My dear friend
This is the real way to make money online no doubt in that other sites tell you you can be millionaire like 1,2,3 it’s not like that but there are secrests to make a good income there>>
You can now start living your life the way you want! What does this mean… well for me it means not having to wake up to an alarm clock in the morning. It’s not having to deal with a boss telling me what to do. It’s not working for someone else making them rich while I do all the hard work. It’s not having to worry about paying my bills on time. It means spending time with my family.>>
give your future a chance bye the way it is almost free to try and then you can change your mind I bet you wont

love
Jacky

EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN THIS WEBSITE.
1)WHENEVER YOU SCRAP SOMEONE IN ORKUT YOU WILL GET NOTHING. BUT IN THIS SITE THERE ARE MANY DISCUSSIONS STARTED BY THE USERS YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPOND YOUR OPINION TO THEM YOU WILL BE PAID FOR YOUR EVERY RESPONSE. BELIEVE ME ITS TRUE.

2)EVERY PHOTO THAT YOU UPLOAD ON YOUR PROFILE YOU WILL BE PAID FOR THAT,

3)ALSO THE MEMBERS WHO JOIN THROUGH YOUR REFERENCE YOU WILL GET 25% OF THEIR TOTAL INCOME EVERYDAY.

4)ALSO BY JUST GIVING YOUR OPINION YOU CAN EARN MINIMUM OF 30$/MONTH. ISNT IT INTERESTING?

NOTE:WHILE REGISTERING YOURSELF USE YOUR “GMAIL” ID ONLY.

All of the above messages were fully loaded with refferal messages , most of them for MyLOT , a new site on the block which pays you for uploading pictures , discussions etc. I decided to check the sites, the sites are full of garbage. Discussions range from topics with the mental level ‘is my pimple too’ red to ‘should i brush my teeth’.Moreover most users seem to have a mental level of a 3yr old asking stupid questions (dont know whether delibrate or not) , the bad thing is that they encourage people to scam others , dignified referral programs always have a no unsolicitated message policy which is highly put to use but none in this case.

Ghost Orkut Members

These are the people on Orkut with fake profiles merely to send such messages ,Here is the screenshot of the communities tab of one such hooligan , 964 communities , if Orkut doesnt know about it , you got to be kidding me , moreover i tried reporting some of them as bogus, all of those whom i reported still continued to exist till day even after 2 months. This means the report features of Orkut are mere eyewash. I remember the ‘I hate India’ community , everyone i knew had marked it as bogus. Around 2 lakh Indians atleast must have marked it as illegal , but the community ran for sooooooo many days , even now many such communities can be found on Orkut.
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Our take is that if you want to earn money on the internet , do work , proper work , make a website , write content , but dont fall for these get rich quick things ,you will waste so much time and end up earning ZERO.